Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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