Just mADE A PArabola og urine
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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