have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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