He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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