You made me cry and you don't even care
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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