Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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