My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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