glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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