True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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