shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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