About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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