Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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