Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My ATM looks so different sober.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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