Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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