also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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