There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
