That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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