just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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