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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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