do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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