Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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