I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
