ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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