She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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