Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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