im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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