I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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