we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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