i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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