You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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