NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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