she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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