is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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