she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
