i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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