I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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