i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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