Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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