Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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