over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
