you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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