The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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