singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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