dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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