Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it hurts more in the daytime
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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