dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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