Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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