He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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