her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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