Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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